Findings:

• Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Read Or Die : The TV Series
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Read or Die
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• My New York will die with me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Vote or Die
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• Join or Die
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll become what you became to me
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I must die or be better
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Live Free or Die
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• me or the gun
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Root pig or die
• Live or Die
• Do It or Die
• It's Time for Me to Die
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Vote Or Die (e2poll)
• To dance or to die
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Speak English or Die
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• Skate or Die
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• the city means you let a lot of things go or you die in an alley
• Don't let me die nervous
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• give me the truth or nothing
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Drugs Or Me
• Live Free Or Die!
• It's Me or the Dog
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• hydrate or die
• buy
• buy the farm
• Buy new shoes
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• I'd like to buy the world a Coke
• How to buy computer parts
• Buying a mattress
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• in line to buy a ticket, high
• How to buy a home
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Buy a Gun
• Melinda buys a new car
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I would like to buy you a drink
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Buy this SUV, send your kid to college
• $40 billion buys a lot of cell phones
• How to buy a used golf cart
• Don't! Buy! Thai!
• Buying condoms
• Buying a synthesizer
• Buy Chings (node_forward)
• What would Jesus buy?
• person, place or thing
• Items to buy in combination, for comic effect
• Why why you shouldn't buy a mac
• Why you shouldn't buy a Mac
• Mister Chu buys apricots
• come buy, come buy; our grapes fresh from the vine
• sweet to tongue and sound to eye - come buy, come buy
• buy christmas ornaments
• How we buy things
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Buy Large Mansions
• Die! Die! Die! (user)
• die
• We're waiting for you to die
• Die Interimsliebenden
• Die Brücke

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