Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Call the police if you want to shake down hobos. Call me if you want to stop crime."

• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Wake me up if you still want me
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• Call Me Maybe
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• call me hiroshima
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• They want me for a focus group!
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• he calls me girly (user)
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Follow me if you want to know.
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• Some people call me a drama queen
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• You say you want to help me
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Who wants a down vote
• He called me Sarah once
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Just call me fluffy
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• Please please please let me get what I want
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• A place called "Stop"
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I want your hands on me
• I wanted you to want me
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Don't call me white
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• February wants me dead
• I want you inside me
• I want to fall down your front step.
• Call me Anna
• She only wants me for tech support
• How Do You Want Me?
• Let me dream if I want to
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Call me a lady and I will growl at you
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• want me like time
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Here's my number, call me
• She only wants me for sex
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• Don't call me Debbie
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• listen()
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Don't call me Asian
• Call Me Persephone
• Call me Fish Meal
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Regret is fear, and I want to shake you
• he calls me monster
• They call me Engineer-khan
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please, Call me Honky
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• If skepticism is arrogant, then slap my arse and call me Arrogant Sally.
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• call me garbage one more time
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I Want You to Want Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Call me Hashmael
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• They Don't Want Me
• Telephone solicitors now call me at their own risk
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• it beckons me, the call to write
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You know you want me, baby!
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Call if you need me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• When you want me and how you want me
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• The Emergency Services called me back
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You want me to become what?
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• call me a poet
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• Call Me Princess
• A Tribe Called Quest
• You call that philosophy?
• system call
• Call by reference
• Home run call
• goal call
• I'll call you
• Asheron's Call
• method call
• screening calls
• close call
• Call girl
• port of call
• recursive call
• call stack
• The Call of Ktulu
• call option
• Now That's What I Call Quite Good
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• last call for regrets
• A common tech support call
• "Sex, as they harshly call it"
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• No Colour Called Love
• Zuigan calls his own master
• The three calls of the Emperor's teacher
• If the Current Were to Call
• What do I call her?
• Genetically Modified Phone Call
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• An incredibly stupid reason why I got called into the school counselor's office
• The Call of the Wild
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Prilosec
• Game Called on Account of Naked Chick
• The Call of the Wild - chapter 1
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 2
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 3
• The Call of the Wild – chapter 4
• Planet Called Home
• The Call from the Past
• Las Vegas call girl phone phreak conspiracy

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