Findings:

• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Her name was Natalie
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• How to tell your social class by the location of your name
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• I don't think the sun was up
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• We did not know it was a war
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I think this hurts. I can't tell.
• i think it was (user)
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• When Did You See Her Last?
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• Lucy Thinks Ricky Is Trying to Murder Her
• My first comet
• I was sure it was her
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• tell her your feelings
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• making certain he was touching her
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gagoogidy that girl. I gashmoygadied her gaflavity with my googus.
• She always was devious in her beauty
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• Don't tell me about her
• That week with her was like drinking bubbles
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Tell Me What You Think
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• Did You Fuck Her?
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• The Real Meanings of Hip Hop Names
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Celebrities' real names
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I was going to marry Marty
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• This was not my going away party
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I don't think of her
• Collision avoidance technique
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• Tell Stacey I love her
• One day I wrote her name upon the strand
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• I think I've forgiven her
• Tell Laura I love her
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Her name is Claire
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• Her name is Rebecca
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• All he left her was alone
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
• Her heart's too real to not have its own beat
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Real Name (tm)
• Using your real name on the internet
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• I did not miss what my body did not remember, until it was reminded
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Butler Did it, Again
• What did you do for your mother today?
• I almost did it
• More hips!
• How did we come to this?
• Why, again, did I suffer through four years of high school?
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Did Ronald Reagan end the Cold War?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Which way did the bicycle go?
• The boy who did not understand the language of the birds
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Why I did what I did

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