Findings:

• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• he would have cried
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• some say he was never here at all
• now he just uses one he saw on a grave
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Using a command line
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• he would have laughed
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He made a way to his anger
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• The sky rained tears. I was sure.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• What pornos would have us believe
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• a ship's construct would never understand
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• All he left her was alone
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• some of the pain that she endures would bring a strong man to his knees
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• the little friendship that never was
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I never thought I would node this
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He Who Would Valiant Be
• In the foyer of my mind, he remains, never venturing into the parlor
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• I never met him. He broke my heart.
• He Never Died
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Something I Can Never Have
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• There was this one great night at Alice's house,
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• He Was Only Joking
• one kid against the fence, scuffed shoes, probably a trumpet case at his feet
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• He and she are one
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• You stole what they would have given you
• Despite her station, the quarry was never alone
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Bernie would have won
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• he was a punk poet himself
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Trompe
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them

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