Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "God, I hate working with beets. Every time you turn around there's a new bit of beet juice somewhere you didn't expect."

• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• Every time I fall, I fall a little bit harder, a little bit further, I fall right back onto you
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• If there is a God, I hate her
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Somewhere between love and hate
• Time to shake things up a bit
• Is there a god?
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• beets
• Was There a Time
• There was a time when I was a better person
• I think of you every time I cry
• There are two sides to every coin
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• fool every time every day i
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• There were times better than this
• Turn around
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Beet radish
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• pickled beets
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• There is no god but God
• Without religion, there is no God
• There By the Grace of God
• Were there a god!
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• god hates
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• Somewhere Out There
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• there's a first time for everything
• There are no left turn lanes
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• There is a different time scale
• There's a time and a place
• I hate this god damn robot
• Beet
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Betty Lou Beets
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• every time i breathe
• For every set there exists a larger set
• Prayer to Every God
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• Don't expect God to save you
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• God Hates FAQs
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• Fossils were put there by God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I hate God
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• Daddy, is there a God?
• If There Is a God
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• every time you zap a wand of nothing, a stranger falls in love
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• There is God in a Horse's Eye
• What I hate about working on code with others
• Time and the Gods
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• God died a long time ago
• Somewhere in Time
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• god hates fags
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• Somewhere at the intersection of Here and There
• There is no time paradox
• There's nothing sadder than an unemployed stripper with a sick car at Christmas time
• There will be time
• Pandeism Somewhere in Time
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• How to turn around in the street
• There was a time before
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It turns out there are lots of badasses out there flipping coins.
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• sugar beet
• 9 Beet Stretch
• Leaf beet
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Beet Shoop
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Violence puts the smackdown on genitalia every damn time
• If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
• Nostalgia filled our lungs every time we inhaled
• There's one born again every minute
• There's a sucker born every minute
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• we meet on the street for the first time every day
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• Working for a Car Dealership compromises my soul every day
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• There is only ONE God
• God Time
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Somewhere around Warwick Avenue
• I wonder if there is a God
• God Hates Fundies
• It's all in God's time
• Behave as if there were a God
• Time and God
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• There but for the grace of God go I
• God Hates Figs
• Look, there's God
• God Hates Us All
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• NOCed around a few times
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• there are no gods in foxholes
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• God hates shrimp
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• There's a God on the Mic
• And there find God in everyone

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