Findings:
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- How to Know God
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- Fossils were put there by God
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- Old Gods of Appalachia
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How we were, before we were
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How Gods Live On
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How old are you?
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How we were, before you were
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- You don't know my GOD
- What Were You Wearing, How Were You Dressed
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- God only knows
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Were there a god!
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How I know I love you
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- she does not know how much I need this
- I dreamed you were a god once
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Would you know if you were insane?
- How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- and things we're all too young to know
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- and the moment we said we're not giving up is the moment we knew we'd never stop
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How Man creates his Gods
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to herd people in public
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Know How, Can Do
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How do I know if I love you?
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- how the pyramids were built
- how did i know this?
- How did we survive this long if we're all selfish?
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
- I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- The days of very old were not very good
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I used to know what color your eyes were
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- How do you make God laugh?
- How To Think About God
- Of Gods and Men: Christs of the Old World
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- Slay them all. God will know his own.
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- How could God let this happen?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Behave as if there were a God
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How we know what we know
- How do you know it's real?
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How do you know that name?
- I don't know how to smile
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Yossarian is also God, if you must know
- God Knows
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I know how many there are.
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- The day God took back the edges
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Sun God
- fear of God
- Gloranthan Darkness Gods
- god awful (user)
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