Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• They think I'm a god
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• How To Think About God
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm not what you think
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Abel
• Abel's Impossibility Theorem
• Abel (user)
• Bl. Thomas Abel
• Cain and Abel
• Abel Tasman
• The Ghost of Abel
• Saint Abel
• The twenty four sins of Abel Marle
• Abel Ferrara
• God
• God of Gamblers
• The Mote in God's Eye
• Gods
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• act of god
• Word of God
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• My God, it's full of stars
• Life After God
• There is no god but God
• The day God took back the edges
• God's shoddy workmanship
• God only knows
• Nine Billion Names of God
• Transcendental Argument for God
• Thou art God
• Other Gods
• Elder Gods
• Gloranthan Storm Gods
• Dear God
• Name of God
• Sun God
• fear of God
• God of the Gaps
• The existence of God
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Eye of God
• porcelain god
• God Mode
• God complex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• An eternity spent apart from God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Who makes God's rules?
• Can God lie?
• I have no faith in your God
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
• Small Gods
• Let go and let God
• God's Gift To Man
• God's Waiting Room
• God Time
• false god
• Garden of the Gods
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• There is only ONE God
• God Save the Queen
• God and Goddess
• God Lives Underwater
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Your God Is Too Small
• Sea god
• Water god
• The God of Love
• Holy, Holy, Holy! Lord God Almighty
• God as a reductio ad absurdum
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• God (user)
• Wind God Family
• God among Lice (user)
• Morality without God
• God's name
• God Damn it!
• The Trees Under the Protection of the Gods
• Playing God
• God helps those who help themselves
• My God
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Behave as if there were a God
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Nature's God
• Movement for the Restoration of the Ten Commandments of God
• God vs. the Library of Congress
• I saw god
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian
• kiss it up to God
• The God of Cookery

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