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I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
My crush asked if he could kiss me
I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
He called me Sarah once
Kiss me once and never again
She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
he kissed me for a year and a half
she, he, and me
Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
Slay Me With Kisses
Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
Once Upon a Time in China
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
he calls me girly (user)
Kiss Me, I'm Chris
Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
Kiss Me Good-Bye
You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
i'm feeling very small and very large all at once
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
he that is not with me is against me
You eat toffee on toast. You kiss me every morning. I love you.
Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days.
It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
A learned man came to me once
Chris and What He Untaught Me
Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
Once upon a place called home
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
He loves me, he loves me not
My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
Once Upon a Time in America
I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
The day he gave me a lift
he taught me to fly then took away my sky
he calls me monster
Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
Jesus He Knows Me
He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
Kiss Me
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
you kissed me on that night you can't remember
OBAFGKM
Kiss Me, Stupid
If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
Kiss Me Baby
Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
The one he murdered once still loves him
I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
Kiss Me Quick and Pork Pie Hat
You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
He that is not with me is against me.
Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
My Very Energetic Mother Just Sat Upon Nine Pies
Somehow he reminds me of my mother
Once Upon a Time in China II
To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
Once upon a pair of wheels
Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string
Once Upon a Time in the West
He makes me feel alone just by being there
Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
He held my hand - once
I wonder if he ever thinks about me
He Hate Me
He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
he tried to kill me with a forklift
He has redefined me, again and again
He taught me how to smoke
I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
I had no idea what he thought about me.
He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
Where once he walked
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
For my brother, in the event he finds me
For my father, in the event he finds me
He always dreamed about subjects such as the very nature of the soul
Kiss Me Deadly
Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
kiss me quick
Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
He did very little harm
Jenny Kissed Me
Kiss Me, Kate
Kiss Me, Judas
Punish me with kisses
Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
kiss once again, and part
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
That which does not kiss me makes me stronger
I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
A teddy bear deity bestowed upon me a curse of apathy
Did you once stand before me without shame?
This music crept by me upon the waters
If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
Somebody once asked me...
He brings me books like flowers
Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
As if he knew that words were how I kissed
Once Upon A Time In The Midlands
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
Once upon a starry,
Once Upon a Mattress
Once upon a time in Little Pandemonium
once upon a time in Lamu
Once upon a time
Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
He said, expecting the answer no
He is radical and funky fresh!
How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
He Is Born
very funny money handler
Li He
Ancient Arrowhead
"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
Why won't he call?
he'
BQN: He said. - Epilogue
A man feared that he might find an assassin
He fled
The Man He Killed
When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
He who smelt it, dealt it
Surely he would remember this
So, he's leaving
If he's late, you can always start without him
He says she says
He's not heavy, he's just lame
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
mad he (user)
He flops over and bonks his head
What He Suffered
When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
He and She
He (user)
Xiao Sha Lao He!

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