Findings:

• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• They could have saved Kevin
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• this is the language I have saved for you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• i hope there are those in this world who know what a gift it is to have anyone that knows the whole of their heart
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• Storm a castle, save a princess
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Art has an actual purpose
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I might have, once.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• have you found the words to save her?
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Once you know a thing's name, you control it
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• I know I have been dreaming
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have a big finger
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• at least i saved something important
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Skinny people have it bad, too

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