Findings:
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- How can God allow evil to exist?
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How to Know God
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- God help us
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- How to save money and help the earth too
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- God helps those who help themselves
- How can I comfort you when it breaks me too?
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Can God lie?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- How can I see far?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- How a terrorist can deliver a nuke to a US city at a bargain basement price
- How could God let this happen?
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- help im a rock (user)
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- HI im vik (user)
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- Sky god, how long til the night?
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- How can you sleep at night?
- How can we face these dazzling things, I ask you?
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- How Can Individualists Share Responsibility?
- How to tell she's good looking
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- Know How, Can Do
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How can people listen to that crap?
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- How can you still breathe?
- malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- I Hope You Can Help Me I've Called Everywhere
- tell God I said 'hi'
- They think I'm a god
- How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How long can you hold your breath?
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- So help me God
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- TGoP: Of How the Gods Whelmed Sidith
- How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
- How to help a library
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- What do you need, and how might I help?
- How high tech app helps people engage with birds
- How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- O God Our Help in Ages Past
- Never coin a phrase if you can help it
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- How can an atheist have morals?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Logitech Driving Force Wheel
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- I pray to God I can find the other sock
- How long can you dance in the endzone?
- How high can you count on your fingers?
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- How can I miss you if you won't go away?
- Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
- How razorback-jumping frogs can level six piqued gymnasts!
- I'm All You Can Think About
- How high can you stack whippets?
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- How Proust Can Change Your Life
- How long after the expiration date can you safely drink milk?
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- How can Poets Survive
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some? How can you win some?
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- he can find a cure for us, if we help him
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- My cats think I'm a God
- I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
- How do you make God laugh?
- god help me
- When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
- How much more can we bear?
- How the Republican Party can win the 2012 Presidential Election
- Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
- How Man creates his Gods
- How far can an animal fall and survive?
- How Gods Live On
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
- How To Think About God
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- How fast can blind people read?
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