Findings:
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Ani and his wife Tutu play senet in the Other World
- I saw his round mouth's crimson
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- This sadness is part of his story.
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- His heart swells with drama a roach mounts his slippered foot
- The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- He called he his brother and spoke approvingly of my story
- The Man with the Flower in his Mouth
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- Vegas stories: Someone cut his throat
- Geronimo's Story of His Life
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
- And then I broke his nose
- too big for his britches
- his throbbing manhood
- My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
- His hips know the original dance
- Von Kempelen and his Discovery
- Pascal on his deathbed
- Tolkien Spinning in His Grave
- I cried in his arms
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- The Ass and His Purchaser
- Forgetting his life away
- his ability to be stubborn beyond comprehension
- His Majesty the Scarecrow
- and then his words silenced my noisy thought
- A Boy and His Blob
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- trumpet of his rump
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- de Molay recanted his confession
- The Ass and His Driver
- Touch the Hem of His Garment
- The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover
- Let the earth hear his voice
- How the Camel Got His Hump
- The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 3
- up his own arse
- The Fisherman and his Soul
- Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
- How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
- Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
- 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
- A dude with an elbow for an ear and an eye stuck on his ass cheek
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
- In His Own Image
- We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- The Little Boy and his Dogs
- drop a piano on his head
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The shit that gets carried out in His name
- His Desire
- His chocolate stained lips
- The kinda guy whose SO wants to install a video camera in his head
- The General in his Labyrinth
- Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew
- His girlfriend
- Atom and His Package
- Foot and mouth disease
- Candide and His Valet Arrive in the Country of El Dorado--What They Saw There
- Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
- Foot and mouth humor
- The Ass and His Masters
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- If a geek.boy wrote poetry to his geek.girl
- Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
- To His Mistress Going to Bed
- God's in His Heaven, All's Right With the World
- Johnny Got His Gun
- Phosphor reading by His own Light
- The Fisherman and His Wife
- i like his madness
- Foot in mouth brought down the Berlin Wall
- The Help moJoe find his Biological Mother Project
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 4
- The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- The Horse and His Boy
- Valediction to His Book
- Did Nixon beat his wife?
- The Colour Of His Voice
- Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Eli Whitney and his Patent
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
- I went to visit his grave
- The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
- In the Springtime of His Voodoo
- My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
- The Old Man and His Big Toe
- Sokath, his eyes uncovered
- lawnjart spills his guts to the press
- Requiem for What's His Name
- To Each His Own
- And in His Brave Court
- From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs
- In his autumn before the winter comes man's last mad surge of youth
- His Fraudulency
- Other Foot
- Spike Jones and his City Slickers
- Tribute by Senator Edward M. Kennedy to his Fallen Brother, Robert
- His Toniness
- His Flames Are Joys
- Saturn Devouring His Children
- Picked his bones in whispers
- Spinning in his grave
- His Serene Highness Prince Rainier III
- A Boy and His Dog
- The Fisherman and His Nets
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- The Eagle and His Captor
- His Name Is Alive
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- The Man and His Wife
- pull the steel wool over his eyes
- The Ass and His Shadow
- How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
- How the Whale Got His Throat
- His Royal Highness
- A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
- An Irish Airman foresees his Death
- how Wiener found his way home
- To His Coy Mistress
- A man with a tapeworm up his nose
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 2
- Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
- Toward his impossible light
- Bless his Heart
- His 'N' Hers
- The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
- Innocent contact with his flesh
- How Pac-Man got his name
- Kissing a man all over his face
- the moile with the clocks in his window
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes
- His mournful lamenting, like smoke on the mountains
- The Bishop Orders His Tomb at Saint Praxed's Church
- The Passionate Shepherd to His Love
- The Brazier and His Dog
- When the foeman bares his steel
- Tucker: The Man And His Dream
- Yes, I put Nair in his shampoo
- Tokusan holds his bowl
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- Zuigan calls his own master
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- river, in all his innocent beauty and home in hers
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