Findings:
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- All he left her was alone
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- some say he was never here at all
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
- I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
- I married him because he was not mean
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- making certain he was touching her
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
- In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- He Was Only Joking
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- That's Just How He Was
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- It Was a Lover and His Lass
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- His version was better
- At least he was gentle
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
- Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- he was a punk poet himself
- He was found
- Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
- He just left his body
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
- Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- More than he was willing to give
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
- My man was shot for his sheep coat
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- He Was a Crook
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- all it cost him was a Penny
- His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- The Day the World was about to End
- She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
- why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- All you ever did was let it happen
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- mr. T pities the fool regardless of whether he is wearing his seatbelt
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- What was left after the party
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- He flops over and bonks his head
- he is too shy to write his tale
- more sure of all I thought was true
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
- He made a way to his anger
- I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
- Her name was Natalie
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
- All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
- It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
- born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
- He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
- He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
- He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
- I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- He weaves his words
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
- He Would Close His Eyes, and the World Would Burn.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- All I wanted was a Pepsi
- The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
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- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
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