Findings:
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- Did you mean for it to look like this?
- 8th grade
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- We Looked Like Giants
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- It looks like you are writing a letter
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- The shadows made her look a little treacherous.
- If it looks like weed and smells like weed, it's probably weed
- How Eulenspiegel made the chickens fight over bait
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- Supergirl: Cosmic Adventures in the 8th Grade
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
- How I made my millions
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- Warning: This cake looks more like meatloaf
- Thou art unpleasing to look upon and thy character is like to thy form
- Everyone There Looked Like Marilyn Monroe
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How a Steinway grand piano is made
- How I made the Year Nodes
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- If you ever wondered how a tower of unholy evil is made
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
- like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
- A body that looks like a battlefield
- Never look like you're staring
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
- What would an Octopus society look like?
- and the people look like flowers at last
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Made you look
- He Looked Like the Summer
- and the poets looked at them, and made verses
- the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- How do ya like them apples?
- How do you write like that?
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- How to re-integrate the poor and wealthy classes to ensure blending marriages
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- look at how we fold perfectly into the night
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- How I made Alan Keyes the presidential front-runner in 1996
- This is how memories are made
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How stable is your genius? (e2poll)
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How to kiss like a ninja
- How rosés are made
- How Crow made a mess of a city bus
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
- I don't like the looks of those teenagers
- This isn't what it looks like
- Look siad me Be like me
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- Why oil on water looks like a rainbow
- she made them, like fire, expansible over all space
- I told her the driftwood looked like Spain
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- This castle looks a lot like the old one
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Looks Just Like the Sun
- It looks like a tourism brochure photo from up here
- Does this look like a hausfrau to you?
- Those who look for meaning in the world are like travellers seeking wood in the shade of a forest
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- doesn't look like anything to me
- Green eyed look a likes
- She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
- Look at what I made!
- It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
- I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- The glory of the LORD looked like a consuming fire
- You look sane, motionless like that
- Cheating in high school math class
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- Chipirones en su tinta
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- How M&M's are really made
- Sounding like a child
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- How I made my computer quieter
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- Making bassoon reeds
- Making the Movies X How Railroad Photoplays are Made
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- How a pizza gets made
- How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- how bikes are made
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- How my desire for a puppy made me personally responsible for the War on Terror
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Be a model or just look like one
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- it looks like rain
- I put away childish things, like myself
- Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
- Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue
- What did Jesus look like?
- Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
- How to tell your social class by the location of your name
- What do theorems look like?
- What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
- Aliens look like aliens because they're human
- How to fail a class
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How to get a first class seat in economy class
- The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
- I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- This is What Democracy Looks Like
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- She doesn't look like Mother anymore
- Looks Like Rain
- How to buy a BATF Class III item
- class action
- class reunion
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- Sandown Class Minesweeper
- Castle Class Patrol Vessel
- Island Class Patrol Vessel
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