Findings:
- How many deaths does it take to make a river of blood?
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- How to light a lantern
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- How long does it take to wash church off?
- how long does it go (user)
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- How many genes do we (humans) have?
- how to take apart an orange pip
- How does anyone get to Pewter City
- How to take a picture of a computer
- How to Take Group Photos of Children
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How to take care of candles
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- How to take better photos
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many special people change?
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- How many men/women masturbate?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- How not to transmit information faster than light speed
- How many primes are there?
- How to take a punch
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- How to picture light
- How to say "beer" in several languages
- When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
- how many lines of code have you written?
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- It is sad how many were torn off
- How many beans make five?
- How does a demon eat a Reese's peanut butter cup?
- how many more must die?
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- How I does cook meth?
- How many living things are there on earth?
- How to transmit information faster than light speed
- How many bits are in the human genome?
- fog machine
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- How many keys on a piano?
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- How many pictures is one word worth?
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How to take pictures of monitors
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- How to control a light using multiple switches
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- How does an atheist swear a vow?
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Salary of the President of the United States
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Giving a cat oral medication
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- how many truths can you enumerate?
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How does one love the dead?
- How does fifteen become seventeen?
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- how does quiet become a mirror?
- How does a tree's drooping branch feel?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- How does it feel knowing your mind is a graveyard?
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
- How many geniuses have we lost this way?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How to move something faster than the speed of light
- Chinese lantern
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Taking over the world using cows
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Taking a multiple choice test
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Does He Take Sugar?
- How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
- How to take a bump
- How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
- How to freeze light waves
- How many grooves are on a record?
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How vampires feel
- How to light a barbecue
- Taking an IBO multiple choice test
- How many elephants
- Lighting a fire
- How to protect yourself from a vampire
- How to take photographs of objects
- How your brain interprets light
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- She says kill. I say how many.
- How to take a supervisor call
- How to kill a vampire
- how to measure the speed of light
- How many infinities are there?
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- I know how many there are.
- she does not know how much I need this
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How do vampires shave?
- A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
- Many hands make light work
- If a picture is worth a thousand words how many for a touch?
- How does a supermodel eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
- there's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- How to prepare garlic
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Size does matter
- Why the sun shines
- Death, Loot & Vampires
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Nobody Does It Better
- MTV sucks
- Does
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Color does not exist
- Nature does some kick-ass 3D modeling
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- Mandibular block injection
- Does this ever go away?
- Does shaking your head hurt your brain?
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- Does the Universe have granularity?
- Why does a bull buck?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- The absence of something does not assume the presence of its opposite
- Does the Bible allow for additional Mormon Scriptures?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- What RU-486 means to me
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- Mrs Doe Pee
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
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