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• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• Don't call me Debbie
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• You see what they've done to you? You see how you're really hiding, in all that light?
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• St. Peter don't you call me
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I was me before being me was cool.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• you're all really really boring
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• listen()
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Please, Call me Honky
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• Don't call me white
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• we shall all be healed
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• this is where we all came to be
• All blues hail Mary with her roses...but you're their masterpiece
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Long day, all I wanted was a cup of tea
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• we can't all be rock stars
• It's all about me (e2poll)
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• some day we will all be gone
• some say he was never here at all
• please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• I'm All You Can Think About
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• more sure of all I thought was true
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• All units be advised
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I remember when all this was trees
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• we can all just be around other people
• All ne'er-do-wells call diamonds apples.
• Not now. You're all melatonin. Melatonin and glasses and fishnets twisting in your stride.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• all limitations must be overcome
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• It was all awesome. Then the robots took over.
• all it cost him was a Penny
• Wondered what the point of all of that was
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All the empty things disguised as me
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Please calm down, this is all standard procedure
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• All he left her was alone
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• tell me all your reasons
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• You can't please all of the people all of the time
• the turn calls, and all of the birds are silent
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• it's beyond all of us, and it makes me hold your hand a little tighter
• Sorry for all the blood
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.

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