Findings:

• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Don't expect God to save you
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• A collect call from god
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• Don't call me Asian
• Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't call it San Fran
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• There but for the grace of God go I
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Starve, but not for the glory of inner gods of determination
• but don't take my word for it
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• There is no god but God
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• don't shoot the hand of god
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't call it burnout
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't call me Debbie
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• You don't know my GOD
• They don't know what they're missing
• St. Peter don't you call me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't call me white
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• My God, don't tempt me!
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Being a dickhead
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of our God stands forever.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• All gods but your own
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• asshole (user)
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.

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