Findings:

• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• To the world you're just one person
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• There can be only one
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• One letter can make all the difference
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• A story about a person I do not know
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Dry bones can harm no one
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• I can do shit with my legs
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I hold you where no one else can go
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Do Not Worry Little One
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Dis Yourself in '89 (Just Do It)
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Just Do It
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I Can Hear the Heart Beating As One
• If I can stop one heart from breaking
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• If I can ruin it for you in one sentence, you've got a fragile perspective.
• two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm alive, I can prove it.
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• There is nothing the dead can do
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• There is something we can do
• No one can be in two places at once
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Things one should do while naked
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• What do you call a person who speaks three languages?
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• You, standing
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• No one can be totally logical
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• See one, do one, teach one
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Ski piss
• One man can make a difference
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• What loneliness can do to you
• I can do it myself
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• If you can say something nice, do
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• You can do anything
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• old books can tell more than one story
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• The Library Book
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• I can do much better than this
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• Do what you can as you do
• No One Can Stop the Bobsled
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• we can all just be around other people
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• All I can do
• The Most Good You Can Do
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Know How, Can Do
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• In space, no one can hear you scream
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• if i can just find the perfect way to say it
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?

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