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The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
He stretched out his arms but she was not there
She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
She was coming out as he was going in.
"He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
She grew a little older, while he was telling her
he (or she)
He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
she, he, and me
She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
She is the sea. Above her, he is thunder.
She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
"Describe life in two words" she said. "Survival test" he replied.
He Said, She Said
She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
He says she says
He and she are one
He and She
He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
he/she
At least he was gentle
He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
She knew what she was doing
He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
Besides the part where she was the only one
That's Just How He Was
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
She was free
What the hell was she thinking?
I married him because he was not mean
little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
She was never mine. I always shared her.
She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
she couldn’t go and be beautiful
He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
To a girl who thought she was moving away
Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
When she was bad
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
She remembers the stars
More than he was willing to give
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
she can't remember what it's like to be found
She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
She was cilantro, jalepeno, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
Because, perhaps she was cold
She didn't know what outside was anymore.
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
She was so quiet that nobody heard her
All he left her was alone
An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
It was 1992. He smiled.
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
he remembers January, February, and March
He Was Only Joking
Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
He was found
She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
Can't she just carpool or something?
he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
She was locked in time
She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
She was so pleased to learn that she was right
She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
She always was devious in her beauty
Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
She was so tall, and I was so in love
She was too beautiful to be human
She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
she was waylaid by an octopus
She Was 18, It Was Summer
The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
The House on the Island Where She Was Born
she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
he listened so well, he was still curious.
judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Tom, He was a Piper's Son
He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
He was hard in all the wrong places
some say he was never here at all
Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
Shaymus is older than I thought he was
I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
He was a man stuck between the objective and the subjective
She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
She was steady
For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
She could not live with or without him
She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
She told me she remembers three things about me
making certain he was touching her
She was very beautiful. Y'know?
As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
The flowers smiled, but she was gone
it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
She was cilantro, jalapeño, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
Surely he would remember this
he was a punk poet himself
He Was a Crook
Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
She is and was
she was just the dry smell of gasoline
Nord and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It
First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
He didn't want to be Gary anymore
The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
HES
He never looked back
The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
"Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
He doesn't bite
He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
He searches
I didn't say he ate your dog
he kissed me for a year and a half

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