Findings:
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Being a dickhead
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not racist but...
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- i'm not sure but i'm listening
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
- I'm not sick but I'm not well
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- but don't take my word for it
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Keep doing it, but don't call it that
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Don't take this personally, but it's personal
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- Butt hinge
- But my computer really IS possessed
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- Things people put up their butts
- Project B.U.T.T.
- Not really by the rules, but...
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
- I know you are, but what am I?
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
- Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
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