Findings:
- Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- and this is for when you feel happy, this is for when you feel sad
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Working hard, or hardly working?
- Animal, vegetable or mineral
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
- Void where prohibited or taxed
- The Lady, or the Tiger?
- Potential or Reality?
- Am I in love or still on crack?
- Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
- 54-40 or fight!
- reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
- Abort, Retry, or Fail?
- Man... or Astro-man?
- Ten stars or so
- Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
- Either/Or
- I may or may not have been naked
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- and/or
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- Trick or treat
- Your place or mine?
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- St. John's or St. John?
- Your Money or Your Life
- Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- more or less
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
- Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- When writers use Latin
- or what?
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Is music written or discovered?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- any way, shape or form
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- Red or Blue Pill
- Do not bend, fold or mutilate
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Our way or the highway
- My country, right or wrong!
- Technological or Media Determinism
- Give me Liberty or give me death
- Are you in the light or in the dark?
- Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Spit or swallow?
- Squid or Sailor?
- shift left (or right) logical
- Sew or Staple?
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- Opening champagne or sparkling wine
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Is this the last four years or what?
- Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
- Perl: Converting an integer or float to currency
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- indulgence or indictment
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- Is electricity lazy or smart?
- Wax, or the Discovery of Television Among the Bees
- Is it less painful to drown in salt water or fresh water?
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- believe it or not
- Spring Break, 2000 and/or Frank, revisited
- Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- Now or Never
- In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
- Give me assembly language, or give me death!
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
- Taking your fiance's last name
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Should I stay or should I go?
- Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- If you had to become deaf or blind...
- In my craft or sullen art
- To Stir or Not to Stir
- Glen or Glenda
- or
- Dead or Alive
- Exclusive Or
- Bad command or file name
- male or female
- Portland, Oregon
- Skate or Die
- Bobby Orr
- Subtitled or Dubbed?
- Do or do not, there is no try
- Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
- Heaven or Las Vegas
- For Better or For Worse
- Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
- Queen or country?
- Truth or Dare
- To be or not to be
- Sweet Thames, run softly, for I speak not loud or long
- -or
- Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
- paper or plastic
- Is language innate or learned?
- Red Mead, or Metheglin Wine
- Lila or a Lie
- Jan Ors
- Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
- Broiled Blackened Chicken or Fish
- Every school is either a Pepsi school or a Coke school
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- A Respectful Ode to a Person of Indeterminate or Irrelevant Gender
- Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
- Take it or leave it
- 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
- Invalid HTML using "h1" in "ol" or "ul" tags
- Live Free Or Die!
- Win, Lose, or Draw
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- island or lake?
- Bikini or thong?
- Abused or neglected children
- Pair or Single
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- Cooking for One
- Ack! My rice is ruined! Or is it?
- The answer is usually "Fine," whether or not you are fine
- Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- is that a siren or a saxophone?
- Be a model or just look like one
- The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
- Ripley's Believe it or Not!
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