Findings:

• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• She was pain and pleasure all at once, wrapped up in needles and Ramones T-shirts
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• She felt like the word 'shatter'
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• She picked herself up, wiping away at her dignity
• Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Once I Pass'd Through a Populous City
• 'just woke up' voice
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• I woke up in occupied America.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But she heard it
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• you never once told her how beautiful she was nor how much you truly loved her
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• She went out through the bathroom window
• Woke up this morning, blues all round my bed
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• The Mediterranean Sea once dried up
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things people put up their butts
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Not all at once, but in a wave
• you only live once, but your life echoes into eternity
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• your name, once I wake up
• Chairs halfway up walls
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• She had incongruity for breakfast because she felt like it
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• The day I woke up covered in blood
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• But I have seen the sun just once
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• we can give up, but the world never will
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• March, halfway through
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• A once passing chill through my body
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Once you're through with me, relegate me to memory
• she was once a stealthy ghostship in the fog, now she shines wherever she walks
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• She Moved Through The Fair
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• She came through the glass door, untouched by the storm that raged outside.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She has given up on shoes completely.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• and then I woke up
• She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• We've all traded lobsters and woke up alone
• We've all traded lovers and woke up alone
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I woke up
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Woke capitalism
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Project B.U.T.T.
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?

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