Findings:

• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Lethal Weapon 2
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Well, I guess I know enough to turn you inside out, old gal, you sockdologizing old man-trap!
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I'm not a monster, Tom. Well, technically I am. I guess I am.
• Lethal Weapon 5
• We'll always have Paris
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Lethal Weapon
• Lethal Weapon 3
• Lethal Weapon 4
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• We have learned our lessons well
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• The Guess Who
• Guess rope
• Guess warp
• multiple guess
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• educated guess
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• The Eleven Guesses
• Love ya... I guess
• Guess Who?
• First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Growing I guess
• Guess what
• Guess (user)
• Guess Who
• guess i got rung up (user)
• can u c me i guess n (user)
• guess what (user)
• I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• i guess not... (user)
• I slept so well, even my dreams were simple.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Um, you're welcome, I guess.
• Truly Madly Deeply Fallen Quest Guess Guest Testing Best List
• Quest Guess list
• Guess Who's Coming to Dinner? Bloody Hell, It's an Irishman!
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be

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