Findings:

• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• People have fucked up before
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Know your pets
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• People want what they cannot have
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• They think I'm a god
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Fuck what other people think
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• Using a command line
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• worse things have happened to better people
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm not what you think
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm All You Can Think About
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• let go of what you think other people think
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Type A blood
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Dead people I have known
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How to "Have People"
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Animals people have sex with
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• cat haters
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Treatment of corporations
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have a nice day
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Let them have Festivas
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.

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