Findings:

• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• in case I have forgotten
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I have to catch myself around you
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• you have all forgotten the taste of death
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• A memory of a road humans have long since forgotten.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I have this delusion
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Have a buck
• Animals people have sex with
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I don't have a television set
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• It's better to have loved and lost
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• I have lots of gay friends
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• We're trying to have a baby
• you can't have it both ways
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Have I Got News for You
• it's good to have a moose
• How the mighty have fallen
• Sex with a chicken
• I have a friend
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Lord, have mercy
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why males have nipples
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• You have no socially redeeming value
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• Here We Have Idaho
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I must have three heads
• Let them have Festivas
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Questions I have had today
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• You have far too much time on your hands
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?

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