Findings:

• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• They have no bones.
• Fish have no concept of fire
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• It is cold and we have no writeups.
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Words Have No Meaning
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• No human artists have appeared in the Top 40 music chart for the past 5 years
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have no idea!! (user)
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• I have no faith in your God
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Heart, have no pity
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Californians have no soul
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• We Have No Moat
• I have no money and I must pay
• Where the streets have no name
• I have no hair
• I have no complaint
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Kids have no concept of time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Atheists have no support group
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have no power over me
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Computers have no sense of time
• No, but I'll have a beer
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• You have no socially redeeming value
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Tendrils that strangle the heart I no longer have
• I have no output and I must scream
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I have no browser and I must node!
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• clue by four
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• get a clue
• clue desk
• clue phone
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• Conservation of Clue
• Give Us A Clue
• CLUE Files
• cues and clues
• The Tattooed Potato and Other Clues
• Freaking
• Freaking the mundanes
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• I must have three heads
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Here We Have Idaho
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends

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