Findings:

• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I convert my crushes into friends, and from there to the status of Muse
• I hope this won't turn into an infestation
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• No, you idiot, lap dancing does not turn people into rapists
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• i have a lot of practice yelling into the void
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• Assimilate your sister's good-looking friends into Everything
• How to turn a tiny illustration into a poster-sized masterpiece
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Turn the funk into function and leave the junk at the junction
• Someday I will turn this melody into a thought, the thought into a word and that word into an action
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• Why would you turn on the near lights to look far away into the darkness?
• How the capital letters turned into the small letters
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• Run and turn into butter
• Oh, it turns out YOU have to do all your own driving
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• How to turn an axolotl into a salamander
• Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
• My Little Pony turns nice girls into porn stars
• How to turn a kraken house into a kraken home
• How to turn your boring job into a promising career
• Turn a simple LED into a beautiful bass light show
• The smoke turned into rain
• some great machines turn beauty into garbage
• eaten, captured, turned into beasts
• How to turn a CD-ROM drive into a CD player
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I have lots of gay friends
• I have a friend
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Better than kicking him into next week
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• How to turn your Hyundai Excel into a race car
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• my piss turned into molten hot, chunky oatmeal
• Watermelon hookah
• He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Turning a dorm room into a room
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• here is the mutiny I promised you and here is the party it turned into
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• Walking by houses that briefly turn into homes
• Turn anything into a sound file
• How to turn any number into a 9
• how to turn a dorm room into a swimming pool
• things you can't turn into poetry
• we turn into werewolves, liquor dripping from our fangs
• don't walk into the sunshine OH NO fall over turn off.
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Friends
• Best friend
• imaginary friend
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• There is no friend anywhere
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• a friend of a friend
• Party Rescue Friend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Like A Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• gay friends
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• My Only Friend
• My Friend, My Friend
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• When I turned round...
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Man's Friend
• Friends In Need
• First Fiction: Friends
• These people are not your friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Workman's Friend
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Trying to be friends
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• just a friend
• random internet friend
• Sex with your best friend
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;

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