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• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I want anime hair, and then some
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• I don't want to die
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• if you don't like what you're getting, change what you're giving
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• some things change, and some things don't
• I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Being a dickhead
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• don't waste punctuation
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• It Don't Mean a Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• I don't want a label
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• I don't want to risk our friendship.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I don't have the time
• if you subscribe to a single school, then you don't understand
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Drunk Lady meets Smarmy Guy
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• I don't want a calculator
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• It don't mean anything moves
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Why you don't want to piss her off
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't waste water
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• Why I Don't Want Children
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• I don't want to offend
• She Looked Slutty. I Don't Mean That in a Bad Way.
• I don't want to get over you
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• Things men want when they're drunk
• i'm going to show these people a world that you don't believe can exist
• i don't want to achieve a high rank in religion. i want to understand god.
• Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
• I'm never getting drunk again
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't want to go back to work
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• That phone call you don't want to make
• If you don't want thorns, choose roses
• Don't do that then!
• I don't want to go home
• I don't want to see her
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I don't want children
• Don't Fear the Fat
• I don't want to be alone
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Things people don't want to hear
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
• Don't node drunk
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I don't want to be successful
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• you don't want to know
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Saying what you don't mean
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk

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