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when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
Back when our blood was still warm
When I Was a Boy
When I was your age
When I was 9
when my oxygen starts to run low
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
When I was five
It was a start
and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
where was your heart when we needed it most?
When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
Sex with the Stewards of Gondor was always very lame
You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
When she was bad
This was when I knew my childhood was over
When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
Sex starts when you're standing up
I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
There was a time when I was a better person
The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
When I was ten years old
I didn't know such things when I was young
When I was young
When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
When I Was Born for the 7th Time
When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
man when you are telling me how it was
When Desire Was a Virtue
Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
bringing me back to when less was worth more
And When The Sky Was Opened
When Frederic Was a Little Lad
Now is the time when I start: Drink
Stuff was started stuff had ends
Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
What I wrote when I was missing David
Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
Back when grunge was still cool
Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
When I Was One-and-Twenty
When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
A poem I wrote when I was 5
Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
When I Was a Lad
November 4, 1995
When touch was simple
When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
When again between cities was comfortable and right
It was late when he came home; it woke you up
When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
When I was young Time had no wings
When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
When I Was Cruel
When daddy was the handsome prince
When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
when your pet starts to feel like a person
Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
Oh, when I was in love with you
When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
When I Was A Baby
And when she came back she was nobody's wife
I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
When I Was a Babe
When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
When I was Fair and Young
the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
Some time when I was a teenager
The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
I remember when all this was trees
When our word was iron
When Grandmother was finished with us
When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
radios work better when closer to her skin
Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
lame duck
He's not heavy, he's just lame
Psalm 119: Lamed
Lamed
Lamed Vav Zaddikim
Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind
just some lame Disney VR shit in a rape truck outside LACMA
The Little Lame Prince
Radio Silence (user)
Video Killed the Radio Star
radio common carrier
CB Radio
radio transmission
Wal-Mart Radio Network
face for radio
freeform radio
News Radio
Christian Radio
I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
Radio One
Radio Free Asia
Radio Afrika
transistor radio
National Public Radio
Public Radio International
Radio telephone system
Real Radio
Radio Frequency
Spread Spectrum Radio
Radio 4
shower radio
Radio Free Europe
Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
radio broadcaster
Scottish Radio Holdings
Radio stations that pander to juveniles
Virgin Radio
local radio
slashdot radio
AM radio
Zany Morning Radio Zoo Crew
radio call signs
Jet Set Radio
Jet Grind Radio
ham radio
Radio Werewolf
Radio format
Snowman Radio Broadcast
Her sleeves ride up on her arms when she moves
How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
Radio Free Zerg
Boss Radio
Digitally Imported Radio
DI Radio
Natural radio
Radio Text
weather radio
BBC Radio 5 Live

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