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• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• follow us into the black, so far that we can't get back
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You can survive anything
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• This song is so good it can make your ears pop
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• No dreamer’s diagram so symmetrical and so faultless on paper can guarantee anything. Only we can guarantee, only our behavior under pressure.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• How can Poets Survive
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
• Please download this app so I can see you inna nude
• How can I pour your wine while my hands shake so?
• try to memorize this moment so that years from now I can tell the story of it
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• A country boy can survive
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Can real love survive over time
• The most hilarious thing I can remember
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• we can get along even though we disagree
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Can I Get An Amen?
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I think I can, I think I can
• Can we all just get along?
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• What can you get for three cents?
• But can you still cry like a child?
• Can we still like each other knowing the worst about each other?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• So I went, into the field of macaroni
• Can machines think?
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Eating raw foods can change your eye color
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Love is like skipping: if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Maybe because we like to cry. Maybe because neither of us can believe.
• What we think we know can kill us
• can you get enough of me?
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Running as fast as they can, IRON NODER lives again! (document)
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• I'm All You Can Think About
• The Most Good You Can Do
• It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit: divorced from it, they remain barren.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can you change the weather? show me how the raindrops turn to lies
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• You can never get away from yourself
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• We Can all Die Like This
• Elsie Marley's Grown So Fine
• So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• The scariest words I can think of
• When did the World get so old?
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• So this one-legged man walks into a bar
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• canned food
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too!
• Can I get a sketch?
• I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• we can push our own buttons like adolescent gods
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• They protect us from danger by harming us before we can harm ourselves
• The least I can get away with
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• if you like it violent, we can play rough and tumble
• like you're blind but still can see
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• If I could draw houses like I can draw your breasts
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Dammit, can you see why his laugh is gonna get us subpoenaed
• can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
• How far can we get on one tank of fuel
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores

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