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• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• Some time when I was a teenager
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• Today was some bullshit.
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• In the Gym the Floor Was Cold
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• When touch was simple
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I was young
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was five
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Before Time Was
• Cybersex before it was cool
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• It was better before they came
• Fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I remember the minimizer's playbook before it was killing grandmas
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• When I Was a Lad
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• It was the right thing to do.
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I was once young and had a home
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• When she was bad
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Back when our blood was still warm
• When I was Fair and Young
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When I was your age
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• When I was ten years old
• Raleigh Was Right
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Magneto Was Right
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Not what was said
• The room was hot
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Was it something I said?
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There was a time before
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• Before you, there was me
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Barnum was right
• every secret thing was made by some one
• i was given a mind before i was given a heart
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• some say he was never here at all
• Before the World was Made
• i think it was (user)
• November 4, 1995
• I don't think the sun was up
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• When I Was a Boy
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• When I Was Cruel
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right

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