Findings:
- I have started a box
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
- nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
- somehow I felt hopeful, as if I have finally found a ragtag army of fellow fighters, none of whom cared what socks I was wearing
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I was wrong I didn't have everything
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- It was a start
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- Stereotypes have to start somewhere
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- falling correctly on ice skates
- How to use a floppy disk correctly
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- How to correctly split infinitives
- This title haiku is seventeen syllables if split correctly
- Determined
- The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
- A very determined walk
- Israel as a determined nation
- Bin Laden determined to strike inside the United States
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
- No obstacle can overcome the spirit of a man determined to choke his chicken
- Have Blue (user)
- Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
- have
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- Know your pets
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- We Have Explosive
- Have you tried rebooting?
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
- She's Gotta Have It
- Justice and piety have vanished
- Have you found Jesus?
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Have a nice day
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- I did not have sexual relations with that woman
- You have a big finger
- Did God have choice in creating the universe?
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- What have you
- when it was done
- Front porch, what should have been said
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
- You do not have a right to not be offended
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
- The tattoo phenomenon
- Sally guests I have known
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- I have a dream
- I have no hair
- institutions have lives of their own
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You can't have everything
- I have heard the mermaids singing
- When I have female children
- I have no complaint
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
- I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
- What have you been smoking?
- Who needs another person when you have yourself?
- I have seen the elephant
- What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
- Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
- We're trying to have a baby
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- The number you have dialed is imaginary
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
- you can't have it both ways
- How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
- You have much to learn, Grasshopper
- You have no socially redeeming value
- Let them have Festivas
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Why should the Devil have all the good music
- A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
- Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- It's better to have loved and lost
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Have you stopped beating your wife?
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- I must have three heads
- Animals that should not have been domesticated
- it's good to have a moose
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I have no browser and I must node!
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
- Here We Have Idaho
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- Have I Got News for You
- Haves and Have-Nots
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- You have 1 writeups until level 3
- I have asked my library to ban a book
- You have far too much time on your hands
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- Sex with a chicken
- I have this delusion
- I don't have a television set
- You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
- Lord, have mercy
- Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
- Questions I have had today
- Animals people have sex with
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- I have lots of gay friends
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- Let's all have an orgy!
- Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
- There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- I have a friend
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
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