Findings:
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When I was Fair and Young
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- When our word was iron
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I Was a Lad
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- I was very, very drunk
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- November 4, 1995
- When she was bad
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- When I Was A Baby
- When I Was a Babe
- When I was 9
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- I got a good giggle out of this...
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- Some time when I was a teenager
- I remember when all this was trees
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- When I was young Time had no wings
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I Was On My Way Home When the Strangest Thing Happened
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- When all the stars go out at night
- when in doubt run it out
- I was my mom for a while
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When in doubt, throw it out
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- Walking out of other people's prisons
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
- The day I found out I was a guy
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- When I was your age
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Back when grunge was still cool
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When touch was simple
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- When I Was a Boy
- There was a time when I was a better person
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- When I was ten years old
- When I was young
- When I Was Cruel
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- When I was five
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- Back when our blood was still warm
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Got Beer?
- The Statue Got Me High
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