Findings:
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
- I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
- A poem I wrote when I was 5
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- When the best rapper was white, the best golfer was black, and the tallest guy in the NBA was Chinese
- When I Was A Baby
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
- Oh, when I was in love with you
- When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
- The light on the bottom of the pool that you thought was real when you were a child
- When Desire Was a Virtue
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Things men want when they're drunk
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- When I Was a Babe
- Back when our blood was still warm
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I was very, very drunk
- When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
- When all the stars go out at night
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
- When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Back when grunge was still cool
- I never ventured in the woods and got drunk and slept
- When I was your age
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- I didn't know such things when I was young
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I remember when all this was trees
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- When Frederic Was a Little Lad
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- It Was a Beautiful Day When Aunt Norma Died
- When our word was iron
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- When I was Fair and Young
- when in doubt run it out
- When you blow out like a dead star
- When in doubt, throw it out
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- I got a good giggle out of this...
- You know you're blacked out when...
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- When touch was simple
- When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- When daddy was the handsome prince
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- When I Was Cruel
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- When I Was a Boy
- I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
- I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
- someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
- And when she came back she was nobody's wife
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
- When I was 9
- Some time when I was a teenager
- When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
- man when you are telling me how it was
- It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
- The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
- What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
- Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- where was your heart when we needed it most?
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
- there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Ain't no fun when the rabbit's got the gun
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
- I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- The day I found out I was a guy
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
- I was my mom for a while
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
- And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
- I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
- Walking out of other people's prisons
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I got kicked out of a focus group
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
- when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- What I wrote when I was missing David
- November 4, 1995
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When I Was a Lad
- When I was five
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- This was when I knew my childhood was over
- When I Was One-and-Twenty
- Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- When again between cities was comfortable and right
- When she was bad
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- When I was young
- When I was ten years old
- There was a time when I was a better person
- I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
- I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
- When I was young Time had no wings
- I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
- I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Everything is hazy and perfect when you're on enough hard drugs to disconnect you from reality.
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Got to buck
- Got Beer?
- The Statue Got Me High
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