Findings:

• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
• assume the Party Escort Submission Position or you will miss the party
• They are in love with each other, or the city
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Somewhere or Other
• I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• One word that will make others laugh
• Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
• I need your pain or I will not live
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or Other Gasses, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Punch a Drunk Driver (Or, DUI = DUH)
• When writers use Latin
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• The die is cast, you will cut the mustard or face the music
• Will perfume or cologne make you more attractive?
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• Ball Hog or Tugboat?
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• I have given up other interests to help you. It will be a pleasure to know that my labour has not been in vain.
• only then will we be safe from each other
• The Secret Policeman's Other Ball
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• nerf ball
• Happy Fun Ball
• The Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota
• Red Rubber Ball
• cue ball
• Balls
• Hugo Ball
• Magic 8 Ball
• Edward Ball
• Lucille Ball
• Our Balls Are Bigger
• Rum balls
• The old hidden ball trick
• ben-wa balls
• golf ball
• Matzoh ball soup
• ball and chain
• Mouse ball
• Minie ball
• Whitworth ball
• Blue balls
• Dragon Ball GT
• Range balls
• ball python
• Break one's balls
• Crystal ball
• Balls are a poor design
• Give Me the Damn Ball
• Super Dodge Ball
• Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
• dragon ball
• Play ball
• extra ball
• Hold your balls
• Filling an infinite urn with balls
• Bouncy Ball
• Whiffle ball
• Ball lightning
• The Crowd at the Ball Game
• air ball
• Mirror ball
• Pei Pah Auh Fu: Tofu Balls
• Suppli: Deep fried rice and cheese balls
• Cobra Ball
• Steamed Shrimp Balls
• Downy Fabric Softener Ball
• Crispy shrimp balls
• Embroidered fish balls
• Ball in the House
• Meme Spread Vector: Beach Ball
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• I had my balls shaved
• Power Ball
• Gutter ball
• Onigiri
• Nine ball
• wiffle ball
• Hairy ball theorem
• tennis ball cannon
• Tennis ball
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 3 : On the Night of the Ball
• Sticks and balls
• On the ball
• held ball
• rubber band ball
• ball joint
• Wall Ball
• Yummy Cheese Ball
• Cheese balls
• Witch ball
• ball chain
• war ball
• worry balls
• Juggling Balls
• old chestnut: infinity balls in a bin
• Answer: infinity balls in a bin
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• potato balls
• John Ball
• Drag Ball
• The biggest ball of twine in the world
• base on balls
• The Buck and Ball
• The Ball of Kerriemuir (Ballynore)
• Cleaning golf balls
• musket ball
• Claw and ball foot
• Rubber balls and liquor
• Work the ball
• Medicine ball
• Why your balls seem to cringe sometimes
• passed ball
• Odd Ball (user)
• ballpoint pen
• Space Balls
• Bra Ball
• foul ball
• swiss ball
• Monkey Balls
• Ping pong balls are flammable
• Open ball
• Monkey Ball
• Ball of Fire
• ball valve
• By my balls, I do swear.
• Clifford Ball
• Forcemeat Balls of Fowl
• The Twelve Balls Puzzle
• The Ball and the Sword
• high ball problems
• nebula ball

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