Findings:
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- binary birthday candles
- Much has been done, and much remains to be done
- Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
- Noder Love Cats: A Goth Birthday Bash in London
- Sonic Adventure 2 Birthday Pack
- Life should be held in much higher regard
- Happy Birthday
- The Birthday Party
- Salazar won't be turned to stone
- I will always remember my 19th birthday
- Birthday Registry (registry)
- Good Rules for Birthdays
- Birthday of the moon
- Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
- Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
- Birthday Paradox
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Birthday Letters
- You must be 18 or older to enter
- Golden birthday
- It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
- There's no "f" in "birthday"
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker (idea) mp3 (recording)
- It's your birthday
- birthday dinner
- Overpopulation won't be a problem
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- Hot pursuit
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- you won't be more gone than you are now
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- Birthday Poem
- At my 13th birthday party
- To be or not to be
- My Uncle, on His 80th Birthday
- birthday cake
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
- trick birthday candles
- Eeyore's Birthday Party
- Job's Birthday
- Marine Corps Birthday
- My Best Friend's Birthday
- The First Ever E2 Triple Noder Birthday Bash (and Central Florida Cabal gathering)!
- Birthday presents for fathers
- Ozma's Birthday Party
- Happy Birthday, Paul Bernardo
- First Annual Noder's Toga and BirthdaySuit Birthday Party
- The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
- Wntrmeet 2008: A Birthday Noder Gathering in Edinburgh
- computer birthdays
- You Won't Be Mine
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Why I won't be at commencement
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
- I Won't Be Home For Christmas
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- or i may simply be a single drop of rain
- Why Ron Paul won't be president
- happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
- I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
- We must remember them or they cease to be.
- Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- Let there be another next time
- Birthdays get less significant as you get older
- Bilbo's birthday party
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- Traditional birthday Gifts
- Birthday Boy
- answer: common birthdays
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
- Looking for cover on my birthday
- Birthday node
- Happy Birthday From Planet Motherfucker
- The Birthday Party: Dramatis Personae
- PGP: Happy Birthday To You
- Queen's birthday
- mkb's Birthday Beatdown... I mean Bar-B-Q
- Dutch birthday party protocol
- birthday jam
- The Birthday Massacre
- Happy E2 Birthday, bay-bee: a Northern California noder gathering
- Marine Corps Birthday Ball
- Haiku on a Friend's Birthday
- The Birthday of the World
- Happy birthday, Mr. President
- Cake By Numbers: A Birthday Noder Party Meet in Swindon
- Deeahblita's Dynamite Derriere-Bouncing 30th Birthday Bash
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- It's E2's birthday!! (e2poll)
- Ozma's Birthday Presents
- Orange birthday cake
- Growing (almost) old disgracefully: drinking, dancing and deviant party games in honour of Wntrmute's and The Debutante's birthdays: Bristol, November 2006
- no more golden birthdays
- Happy Birthday From Planet MotherSuperior
- How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
- Happy Birthday, Dad
- Same birthday as me
- lost, or trying to be
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
- You can never be too rich or too thin
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- On the comet there will be much pie
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I must die or be better
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
- Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
- Or at least it used to be
- The next life will be better
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- Be there or be square
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- Much like what music wants to be
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- that won't be your beneficiary
- too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
- birthday
- do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- Happy Birthday to You
- When's your birthday?
- Be a model or just look like one
- A bad 21st birthday
- feminine birthday, masculine birthday
- Birthday attack
- 21st birthday
- Happy Birthday, Wanda June
- It's Not My Birthday
- old chestnut: common birthdays
- my fourth birthday
- your birthday
- half birthday
- Good birthday presents: "HIV negative"
- 18th birthday
- birthday suit
- Why RuPaul won't be president
- Won't you be my neighbor?
- Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
- champagne birthday
- The Happy Clappy Birthday Song
- My mother's birthday
- The Birthday Celebration
- birthday party
- Evangelion - The Birthday of Rei Ayanami
- The Birthday of the Infanta
- it was my birthday
- Today is my birthday
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
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