Findings:
- I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- She only wants me for tech support
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
- I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
- She only wants me for sex
- Please please please let me get what I want
- I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- You've got to be kidding me
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Let me dream if I want to
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- he calls me monster
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Please stop annoying me
- Everything got me fired!
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- she, he, and me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Please Please Me
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Wake me up if you still want me
- what I want and what is expected of me
- Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I wanted you to want me
- Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- You sly dog! You got me monologuing!
- Please help me!
- I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- let me speak please (user)
- How Do You Want Me?
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- You know you want me, baby!
- You only love me for my whitegoods
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Please Don't Bury Me
- You Really Got Me
- I've got the music in me
- listen()
- I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
- Someone please kill me
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- They want me for a focus group!
- makes me want to be a better hacker
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- The Statue Got Me High
- he calls me girly (user)
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- He has redefined me, again and again
- I want you inside me
- He taught me how to smoke
- You say you want to help me
- For my brother, in the event he finds me
- please forgive me (user)
- February wants me dead
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Please, Call me Honky
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- Please God, make me a stone.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Women only like me for my mind
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- please let me in (user)
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- Please Kill Me
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
- My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
- Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
- I Want You to Want Me
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- He loves me, he loves me not
- Chris and What He Untaught Me
- I want your hands on me
- it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- they only gave me trouble anyways
- He Hate Me
- Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
- For my father, in the event he finds me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Help Me, Daddy
- He brings me books like flowers
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- He that is not with me is against me.
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He called me Sarah once
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- The day he gave me a lift
- he that is not with me is against me
- Only Jesus can judge me
- he tried to kill me with a forklift
- Jesus He Knows Me
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
- "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Give me a moment, please
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- That which cannot give me everything I might want
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
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