Findings:

• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Don't call me white
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• but don't take my word for it
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• St. Peter don't you call me
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• you don't call bullshit on Ptolemy.
• Doctors don't charge for phone calls
• I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Being a dickhead
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• That phone call you don't want to make
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Don't call me Debbie
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't feel bad to call him black
• Don't call it burnout
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't call me Asian
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Keep doing nothing
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• keep walking toward god
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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