Findings:

• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• These are the memories I never had
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• Cybersex before it was cool
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Those little golden birdies, look at them.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at These
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I had cool friends in high school
• and the poets looked at them, and made verses
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• You learn to shoulder them, these cow ghosts
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• These are bad places to look for rubies
• Where was that stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• When I was young Time had no wings
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• I was once young and had a home
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Intrepid Traveller and His Band of Merry Pranksters Look for A Cool Place: episode 2
• It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
• Stuff was started stuff had ends
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• How to use chopsticks
• Words are how we see you. Use them well.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• gazing back upon your newly sprouted wings, as you begin to sense a use for them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• I worked at the mall in the 80s. There was a cult that used to recruit out on the front steps.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• I was me before being me was cool.
• the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
• Sounds cool and means nothing
• cool jazz
• Cool as Ice
• cool beans
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• cool media
• Sysadmin cool
• cool cat
• (and it wasn’t in my time nor yet in your time: but a very good time it was for all that)
• It's cool to hate Microsoft
• Cool Archive (superdoc)
• I'm not this cool in real life
• keep it cool/shake it up
• Rule of Cool
• medium cool
• It's so cool to wear Nike
• Trying desperately to be cool
• zero cool
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• cool stream of intellect
• The Cool War
• Your accent is so cool
• Taking pictures of art is not cool
• free stuff is always cool
• Losing your cool
• Keeping cool without air conditioning
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• cool man 1 (user)
• Cool World
• Cool The Engines
• I felt the rain's cool finger-tips
• How to cool gases with lasers
• Flying is cool -- It's landing that sucks
• A cool short C program
• A cool short C program: output
• Scale of Cool
• Cool ass babe
• Whirlpool Ain't Cool
• The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
• Be cool in college
• Cool Man Eddie (user)
• Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
• Project Cool
• Cool Edit Pro
• cool security scanner
• edev: possible Cool Archive fix
• Rebellion is cool. Cool sells. Baa...
• cool water sandwich
• Tré Cool
• Cool, you can put a bullet in his head!
• It's cool, clear, calm and green in bucolic Chernobyl
• my p166 isn't so cool anymore
• Cool Fusion
• Cool for Cats
• dr of cool (user)
• cool hunting
• As Cool As It Gets
• Pages of Cool for April 2001
• edev: Cool Archive bug fixes
• Editor's Page Of Cool
• money destroys cool
• alternately warm and cool
• Cool Gawkies (user)
• Cool hunter
• Cool To Be You
• All the cool kids speak English
• Too Cool for Kissing (document)
• Editor cools (e2poll)
• Cool Aisle
• Cool Biz
• avril cool (user)
• Jacob Cool (user)
• Mr Cool 1332 (user)
• Cool Cities Initiative
• zero cool (user)
• Yet another guide to being cool

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