Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not just Humans and Roians; I've heard that most other species in our region were dumbfounded by this:"

• The Wild Colonials
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-A
• we can all just be around other people
• Reave the Just and Other Tales
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Introduction
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• The boundary drawn by our skin
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-A
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Our children will judge us by our memes
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-A
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
• How to be a human in love and other impossible things
• the stars were falling just for him
• The Virtues of Villains: Exploring China and the West Through Our Most Notorious Bandits
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Let's just turn our children into burbling idiots
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-A
• It is Folly to Measure the True and False by Our Own Capacity
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-B
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Only by spreading rights to others do we ensure those rights for ourselves.
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• Things you can't tell just by looking at her
• Human, the other white meat
• i've heard that's how they did it in ancient egypt
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• We were all thinking it, I just said it
• Some people feel the rain, others just get wet
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• What if we were just a rather vicious monkey group that just fucked faster?
• we're just trying to figure out what it all means
• We nod our approvals in other ways
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• The streets were washed fresh with rain and a warm wind blew as I showed up to everything just barely on time.
• Valuable Humans in Transit and Other Stories
• Fossils were put there by God
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-B
• Our words are backed by nuclear weapons
• The most important concept passed on to the American government by the Greeks
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-B
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VIII-B
• Addressing others by their user names
• Music for a French Elevator and Other Short Format Oddities by The Books
• Forgiving our Fathers
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• haunted by nodeshells, like pronouns signifying other worlds
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Human gestation by size - farmer's market style
• I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• their teary eyes follow us as if our actions are accompanied by tragic music
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• We're Humans from Earth
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• We're all doing just fine
• The most fun I've had doing anything
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• RFC 602
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• nothing moments of just wanting each other
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• Is Homo sapiens the most advanced species?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• One learns the most when teaching others
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• we are all just books reading each other
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• No human, just Porsche
• I've been duped by Satan!
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• The write-up contributed to by the most people
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter II
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter I-B
• By the Skin of Our Teeth
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IV-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter III-A
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Sensei's recipes
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VII-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter X-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter IX-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter VI-A
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIV-B
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XIII-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XII-A
• Personality is defined by other people
• Grace and Fury walk with you, call each by name when the other has failed
• A Jared by any other name
• Species isolation by flash patterns
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter XI-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection : Chapter V-C
• On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection
• Technically, it's unlikely you were dropkicked by Jesus
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• One by one we threw our eyes into the sea
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and It's Fucking Golden
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• On feeling haunted by words which were never said
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• War by Other Means (e2poll)
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• I've heard your song
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• just to have some human contact
• the human race is a vermin species
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Hiking to see an alpine lake untouched by human hand
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Human Rights Act 1998: Other Rights and Proceedings
• language complicates our lives
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.

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