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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• i am most interested in a deep understanding of the world. everything else follows.
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I would like to have emotions
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• There will never be another you
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We would return to one another
• It will be good when I am leader
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• denial would serve for another day
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Have brain, will travel
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• if that's how you choose to see it, then that's how it is for you
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• I am worn out with the beauty of the most trivial things
• the fact that i exist is testament to the perverse wonder that remains in the world, and i am not afraid that it will ever disappear
• I am most faithless when I most am true.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• i am always searching. like a plant, i thirst forever. i cannot get enough of the light.
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• I know the world will hate me for who I am.
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• If the Bible wasn't full of things you disagree with, would you start believing in God?
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• You stole what they would have given you
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have another heaping helping of geeky metal songs for you
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• She Will Have Her Way
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Khaled Islambouli
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am superimposing on life, tipping scales like fate's hands
• I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• What am I then, if not yours?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• The future like another country, and a ticket in my hand
• Should you choose to accept this WILL...
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• If they would only choose to hear it
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• For God's sake, just have another election
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Flax seeds will save your life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you would have been
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• What pornos would have us believe
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I have children; therefore I am better than you

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