Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Please don't be ill, you're the only one apathetic enough to take the shit I give you"

• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• No One Gives a Shit about You Angelheaded Hipsters
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• There can be only one
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• don't be afraid, it's only angels bowling
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Home I'll never be
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Don't be an IM phantom
• i'll still be here tomorrow
• Don't Be Afraid
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• what would it take to be serene again?
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• i seem to only be attracted to seamasters
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Let's Not Shit Ourselves (To Love And To Be Loved)
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Don't Be Evil
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• That Would Be Enough
• Teach Peace! Be Nice to Mice! Give a Trap to a Friend!
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• I don't want to be successful
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• When you know things are just meant to be
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• don't be absurd (user)
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Don't be sad
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Be careful and don't fall down
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• If murder is outlawed, only outlaws will be murderers
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• You're too young to be so old
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I'll be your mirror
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I don't want to be alone
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Rebeca Martinez
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Be a model or just look like one
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• No one can be in two places at once
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• it would be hilarious if only
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• The second chance you give could be your last
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• No one can be totally logical

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