Findings:
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please Kill Me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Someone please kill me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- Don't tell me about her
- Don't kill yourself until you've completed the checklist
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Please don't feed the troll
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't stand so close to me
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- She kills me
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- It kills me to watch them go
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't tell me everything
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- don't blame me for your anger
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- Don't @ me
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- That which does not kill me...
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Don't Say You Love Me
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Don't leave me alone
- Don't wait up for me
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- why don't poets kill each other anymore?
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- Don't Make Me Think
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- the way you don't look at me
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't call me Asian
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Please Don't Destroy
- please don't go
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Today I kill my child
- how my computer nearly killed me
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- Don't call me white
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- kill me now (user)
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- Don't tread on me
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- Don't let me die nervous
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- Please don't bring your kids
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't Give Me Names
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- I don't want a calculator
- Don't Blame Me
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Don't send me roses
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Don't Pass Me By
- Dont come near me. (user)
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Dont come near me (user)
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Please don't send your resume
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- customers don't trust me
- Don't call me Debbie
- Why don't I have votes today?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- Don't drink soap! Dilute! Dilute! OK!
- Don't Tell Me
- St. Peter don't you call me
- don't kill your clients
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
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