Findings:
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
- Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
- i wonder if that was meant to console
- Dumb laws
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
- The Man Who Was (user)
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
- I Was A Cow
- was ist das? (user)
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- What if architecture was like web design?
- When I Was Born for the 7th Time
- Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
- And in those days was armageddon
- One hour there was sunlight
- Was There a Time
- His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
- it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
- The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
- and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
- The sloe was lost in flower
- Magneto Was Right
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- Renee was a princess
- An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
- Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
- Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
- this is unlike the story it was written to be
- My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
- Once there was a way...
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- When Grandmother was finished with us
- The Purple People Eater
- Non-Print Purple
- Purple Hills
- As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
- The world was designed for giant squid
- I was aghast, yet intrigued
- There was a time when I was a better person
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- The art gallery was quiet as a church
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
- She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- W.A. Thornhump III
- Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
- I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
- The rest was not perfected
- John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
- If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- Baby I Was Lonely (user)
- Galatea was a bookish girl
- The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
- The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
- There was a baby in China
- Finding air where matter once was
- She didn't know what outside was anymore.
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
- one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
- we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
- Purple Jesus (user)
- One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
- wa
- Trompe
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
- Why Socrates was really executed
- I wish I was carrying cigarettes
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
- The Haunting That Was Not
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- I was never broken
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
- Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
- My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
- I was raised by the French government
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- Charles Bridgeman
- His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
- With him it was always like
- the horrible gift was really quite right
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- I am that person I was watching
- Was Gandhi a racist?
- Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
- And When The Sky Was Opened
- Wa Lolita
- If it was still then-
- He was found
- It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
- The Most Expensive Porn in the World
- Purple monkey dishwasher (user)
- Things that Rhyme with Purple
- Purple emperor
- I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- I was looking for you
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
- How was the Bible canonized?
- The Bed Was Not My Own
- When I Was a Boy
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
- She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
- Raleigh Was Right
- Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- That was the moment
- She was never mine. I always shared her.
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- I wish I was a fish
- The beginning was the end
- Cain was the first technologist
- I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
- Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
- It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- Who Was the Wine Girl?
- And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
- Azza Wa Jal
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
- i told u i was hardcore
- She Was 18, It Was Summer
- He was hard in all the wrong places
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
- Giant Purple Snorklewacker
- purple monkey jnr (user)
- purple candy (user)
- The Purple Pterodactyls
- "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
- I was never any good at maths at school
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Tomorrow I was
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Sex with my sister was always really, really good
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- When I was ten years old
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
- I was Christian for a day
- Judi Bari
- Barnum was right
- When I was Fair and Young
- Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
- I was a teenage Overlord
- I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
- I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
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