Findings:

• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Dumb laws
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• The reason Shiite imam was based on the house of Hussein and not the house of Hassan
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• The sloe was lost in flower
• Magneto Was Right
• I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
• Renee was a princess
• An infallible way to discern whether a decade, in pop culture terms, was win or fail
• Sal Allahu Allahi Wa Salam
• Several thousand years later and the angel was still as boring as sin
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• My crew was as carefully chosen as the disciples of Christ
• Once there was a way...
• bringing me back to when less was worth more
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• When Grandmother was finished with us
• The Purple People Eater
• Non-Print Purple
• Purple Hills
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• If love was a circus, you'd be a clown
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• The trail of its demise was visible from the surf.
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• There was a baby in China
• Finding air where matter once was
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• in the morning it was almost too dead center
• Remember when the modern prison system was considered progressive?
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• Purple Jesus (user)
• One Legged Purple Hippo with Two Elephant Trunks
• wa
• Trompe
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• I was raised by the French government
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Charles Bridgeman
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• With him it was always like
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• I am that person I was watching
• Was Gandhi a racist?
• Her hair was seaweed and the Pacific wind sang
• she was waylaid by an octopus
• I imagined that gravity was the only force in the universe.
• And When The Sky Was Opened
• Wa Lolita
• If it was still then-
• He was found
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• The Most Expensive Porn in the World
• Purple monkey dishwasher (user)
• Things that Rhyme with Purple
• Purple emperor
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• Raleigh Was Right
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• That was the moment
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I wish I was a fish
• The beginning was the end
• Cain was the first technologist
• I was tired. It was late. She was Russian.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Who Was the Wine Girl?
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Azza Wa Jal
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• seizing on a Nugget of Truth and wielding it like it was a club
• i told u i was hardcore
• She Was 18, It Was Summer
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• I Was the Girl You Were Told Not to Be
• Giant Purple Snorklewacker
• purple monkey jnr (user)
• purple candy (user)
• The Purple Pterodactyls
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• When I was ten years old
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hiroshima & Nagasaki: Was it justified?
• I was Christian for a day
• Judi Bari
• Barnum was right
• When I was Fair and Young
• Making sure your ballot was counted in a United States Election
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea

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