Findings:

• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• People want what they cannot have
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Everyone tells their own story with them as the star
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Words sometimes get sick and we have to heal them.
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The songs that break you down and the stories that they tell
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Sometimes the shadows remain even after the storm has cleared.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• You stole what they would have given you
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Know your pets
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• No matter how many dreams you have, it doesn't even begin to compare.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Even nerds need people skills
• Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• play dumb
• People are sometimes very crazy
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Things you give people that they keep
• Tell people they're beautiful and you will change the world
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Let them have Festivas
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• They must have faces
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• worse things have happened to better people
• They have no bones.
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They didn't have the heart
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• They have bears in Italy
• I Wonder Sometimes Where the Bluebirds Have Gone
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• tell me what you have in your heart
• the world is messy. good people have flaws.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• cat haters
• People with programming languages named after them
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• Ground rush
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• sometimes people are hard to read
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• He's been places they have not.
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Animals people have sex with
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• I have more stories about trains for you
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• buildings so tall you can't even see the tops of them
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• People have fucked up before
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• They Have a Word for It
• Using a command line
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They have taken enough
• Dead people I have known
• How to "Have People"
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They could have saved Kevin
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?

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