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• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Make of that what you will. I know I have.
• What it's like to have cancer
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If imitation guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have imitation guns
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I have dreamed. And now I will awake.
• Some Kinda Itch
• What did Jesus look like?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• even atheists pray for some things
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• What is it like to have a soul?
• What it's like to have a community
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I will have your blood. I will have all of your blood.
• It looks like you are writing a letter
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• What life after death will really be like
• I will not spend my life like this
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• That which I should have done I did not do
• just to have some human contact
• I would like to have emotions
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Even the dead will not be safe
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I have to return some videotapes
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• What have you learned from your patients today?
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Many have died; you also will die.
• the universe is deterministic and we have free will
• You Have to Look Out For Your Dragons
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Like farting on a cake, you have defiled something lovely
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• Never look like you're staring
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• it looks like rain
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Psst, you look like your sternum collapsed
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Be a model or just look like one
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• A mid-leap crisis will still be a crisis even if you manage to land on your feet.
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Are tears all I have to look forward to?
• Have brain, will travel
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• Questions we will never have answers to
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• She Will Have Her Way
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and you will atone!
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• I do have some things to hide
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

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