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• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Love cookies
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• What do you see when you look up?
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Since then, all I do
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• if you do not understand, then you should try to understand
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Do you come here often?
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• they carry but they do not understand
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• She Looks Good, but She Has an Ugly Heart
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• What time do you call this, then?
• Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• Don't do that then!
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Do you feel safe again? Look over your shoulder.
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Do not look into laser with remaining eye
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• What do theorems look like?
• I used to get sick quite often
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Not atheist, but what then?
• How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• /dev/bored (user)
• M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• Shoulder Bored (user)
• Real Ale Bore
• Bored at work
• Severn Bore
• Coned Bore Gun
• cylinder bore
• Full bore linear panic
• .410 bore
• The world is full of crashing bores
• bored (user)
• bored mom (user)
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• bored mortals bound to the ground
• the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
• butt
• butt naked
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• butt log
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Butted mail
• The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• it's not what you node, but how you node
• cigarette butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Mandibular block injection
• old chestnut: all but two
• answer: all but two
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• terrified but hopeful
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• silent but deadly
• equal but opposite
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Fell, But Tried
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Cat Butt
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Butt fluffies
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• But who nodes the noders?

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