Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Stating the obvious, yes, but sometimes the obvious ought to be stated"

• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• stating the obvious
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Radio Obvious
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• The Obvious Protocol
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• If it isn't true, it ought to be!
• The Obvious Child
• Obvious Pseudonym (user)
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Be ye perfect
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• but you wanna be bad
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Obvious
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Sometimes it's hard to be good
• intuitively obvious
• Obvious Noodles
• paint a landscape in which the proof is obvious
• Don't overstate the obvious
• Norman Obvious (user)
• protectors of the obvious
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Sometimes I am embarrassed to be Christian
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Hot pursuit
• Touch not, lest ye be touched
• Lest ye be a blasted hypocrite
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The World (as it ought to be)
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
• OBVIOUS (user)
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Uses for dildos other than the obvious
• it's so obvious
• Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
• Master of the Obvious
• Captain Obvious
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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