Findings:
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- Last Night of the Proms
- You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- Last Night, It Hailed in Los Angeles
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- what we did last night
- The Fox Went Out for a Chase One Night
- Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
- Last night, I slept in your arms
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- I had a dream last night
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- When all the stars go out at night
- Last Cigarette of the Night
- Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
- we're just trying to figure out what it all means
- I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
- When Night is Almost Done
- The seizure I had last night
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Raffle marriage (in a bar last night)
- I spent all of last night dancing on graves
- I shaved my head last night
- Last Night on Earth
- Last Night in Soho
- The stars were bright that night she left me forever
- The stars come out at night to play
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- Last night I heard Caruso sing
- I spent last night searching for a body
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- we're made out of nothing
- The night I almost expected
- something I found last night
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- More hips!
- Mary Jane came over for dinner last night
- I Dreamed of You Last Night
- The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
- Steven's Last Night In Town
- I Saw Her Again Last Night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Beethoven's Last Night
- Rifle marriage (in a bar last night)
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- The last night of the earth poems
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Falling asleep last night
- Me And Jesus The Pimp In A '79 Granada Last Night
- The last star in the universe sparkles for a moment, and winks out.
- not if you were the last dandy on earth
- a memory of last night's storm
- The Last Cop Out
- One last time, to dance me out of your heart
- last night I dreamed of dragons
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- Red birds will fly out of the east and destroy Paris in a night
- They had built the Unrecordable Sculpture again last night
- The night Taco Bell ran out of meat
- Girls' Night Out
- They only come out at night
- Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
- first in, last out
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Last Night
- night out
- My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- Surviving a night out in Dallas
- National Night Out
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
- Joey's Night Out
- Boys Night Out
- Dream Log: November 1, 1999
- Almost Blue
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- funny
- laughing at things that aren't funny
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Funny paper
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- funny money
- Viagra is not funny
- Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
- Funny bumper stickers
- Chicken Cannon
- funny farm
- Funny Macintosh Errors
- Sexist jokes
- Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
- Funny bone
- Funny Feet
- as funny as hell
- So funny you will piss yourself laughing
- Funny Games
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Funny van Dannen
- Funny Ha Ha and Funny Peculiar
- the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
- How To Be Funny
- My funny villaintine
- when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
- funny bitch (user)
- not funny
- girls, it's really not funny
- This isn't funny at all
- funny sayings
- Funny (category)
- funny oh God
- My Funny Grandmother
- It's funny because it's you
- Funny Girl
- Rule of Funny
- (What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace Love And Understanding
- On Acid, Everything is Funny
- Menstruation jokes are NOT funny. Period.
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