Findings:
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- Killing Little Grandpa
- Part Four: Reach for the Stars, Grandpa!
- Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
- I lived and I died, and the cats are still jumping through hoops
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Kids have no concept of time
- And then I crawled out from under the table
- that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
- The Little Old Man's Strange Story
- Cool Cat Saves The Kids
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- grandpa pimp (user)
- the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
- Kid's Story
- Mean tricks little kids play on each other
- And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
- I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- The Little Black Cat of Momentary Friendliness
- Grandpa Weaver
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa
- Clean food with no poop
- The Little Mermaid: Part 2
- The Wolf and the Seven Little Kids
- Inside us all is a little person we are dying to let out
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
- all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
- Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
- Dead Men Tell No Tales: A True Ghost Story
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- Death was a part of me then, too.
- The Story of a Gazelle: Part Two
- spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
- There will be no more stories to read
- If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
- Flesh and blood after all: part 3
- Flesh and blood after all: a story in pieces
- Our dirty and clean parts are equal
- Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
- The Sound of Grandpa
- Grandpa Frost
- a little thought for college kids
- grandpa (user)
- A Grandpa's Notebook
- Somehow, the cats are still around
- The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
- Stories your parents told you as a kid
- Telling the kids
- Little parts of you trapped inside other people
- Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
- If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- The Black Death Part 2: A Little Background
- No Way Out
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How to scare a little kid with religion
- Making a cat o'nine tails out of Cat 5 cable
- There is no such thing as a love story
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- No Ordinary Love Story
- No user serviceable parts inside
- The jury is still out
- leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Slut Manifesto, Part 2: Systems In and Out
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- David Bowie freaked me out and then some
- Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
- A love story with no center
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
- like something out of a story
- The Story of a Gazelle: Part Three
- Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- Cat. Bag. Out.
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- A little child could never kill this clean
- I no longer look askance at the outlier cats,
- Cat Detective in the Wrong Part of Town
- framing device
- Cleaning electronic devices
- Ergonomic shortcomings of the mouse as a computer pointing device
- The brief nightmare waits anxiously for dawn, tearing flesh and drinking spilled blood while it still can.
- Flesh and blood after all: part 2
- pointing device
- Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
- Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
- Like a cat filled with molten bronze and dropped out of a biplane
- grandpa
- Grandpa Takes a Walk
- Dear Grandpa
- Grandpa Boy
- Grandpa Too Far
- framing story
- Some advice on being a man, courtesy Grandpa (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Grandpa Jones
- A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer
- A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- A Paean to Simple Joys and Grandpa
- Why Did Grandpa Die?
- Crawling through festering flesh, hungry, yearning, waiting to tear out of the dark.
- Let the cat out of the bag
- Hey kids - No hope in dope!
- no women no kids (user)
- Little Kids Are Stupid & Believe Really Obvious Lies
- In praise of little kids
- When we were little kids, running
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- There's something inherently sad about a park with no kids in it
- The Story of The Little Hunchback
- Black No. 1 (Little Miss Scare-All)
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- dual income no kids
- The Crocodile Kids
- To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
- Little Wizard Stories of Oz
- Part III: The Little House
- The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- Little Italy: Part I
- Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- And then you made the world go away for a little while
- I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input here is my out
- Perhaps you're a little tiny egg falling out of your nest
- The True Story of the 3 Little Pigs!
- a little boat made out of a bus ticket
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place
- Little Italy: Part II
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Little kids = early acid trips
- The Cat and Monkey Love Story
- out of the lie of no rises a truth of yes
- no sevicable parts (user)
- My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- No one gets out of this life alive
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- No place to throw out the bathwater
- no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
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