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• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• More than he was willing to give
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• some say he was never here at all
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• The day he gave me a lift
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• He taught me how to smoke
• He that is not with me is against me.
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• He brings me books like flowers
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He Was a Crook
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He called me Sarah once
• All he left her was alone
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• He loves me, he loves me not
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• At least he was gentle
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He Hate Me
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• she, he, and me
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Jesus He Knows Me
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• For my brother, in the event he finds me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• That's Just How He Was
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I married him because he was not mean
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• he calls me girly (user)
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• he that is not with me is against me
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I'd rather be lost than be where you call home

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