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• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• Study, study, study, but maybe just to learn
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• two sips from the cup of human kindness and I'm shitfaced
• I start reading from the end, because beginnings are the most exciting part
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm just a bill
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• Good from far, but far from good
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• there are some just can't take life easy
• Of course I'm made of corn, I'm from North America
• i'm flying from a fire
• I'm not an American. I'm from New Orleans, bitch.
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• i'm just a girl
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not homophobic but...
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• life goes on easy for me, most of the time
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• From stars just out of reach
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• The sex scene from IT and Hugh Hefner, and why I'm glad both are gone
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• It didn't matter what star it came from, just the familiar warmth of the sunlight on his face
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• not running from, but going to
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• i'm not sure but i'm listening
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• the ocean is never calm and still, but the depths are very different from the surface
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I'm looking at the river, but I'm thinking of the sea
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• but we turn everything we touch to shit; we just can't let beauty stand
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• People just expect things from me
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I'm From New Jersey
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Hollerith descriptor
• socket()
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• file descriptor
• Being a dickhead

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